I was shopping in some huge megashopping store, sort of like costco. Mike was looking at clothes and fondling the produce. Rob and I were chatting when a 6 year old boy walked over. He looked at Rob and said conspiratorily pointing at a tall blond who was picking out strawberries, "Don't tell my wife I said this, but I own a house", To me this didn't really mean anything, but Rob was angry. the indignity that a 6year old could have a wife and house and be so flippant about it.

Seriously, who brags about owning a house?